Since MP’s ‘think’ like their leaders…

Since MP’s ‘think’ like their leaders…

Oops, sorry. Members of Parliament don’t think, at least the majority don’t. They are dictated to by their leaders. They have to tow the line of the leader. So if this is the case, why does MCP have to have...

Risking it all

Risking it all

As the Sec. 65/ Budget wrangle continues to rear its ugly head, questions are being asked where this whole comedy gone bad will take us. The country is being held at ransom by politicians whose egos are apparently and unfortunately...

(Pleasant) Surprises

(Pleasant) Surprises

The last weekend pulled up two surprises Surprise 1 – Embattled vice president Cassim Chilumpha pulled one when he attended this years Independence Celebrations. During the first lady’s funeral last month, there were plenty calls for renewed unity among politicians...

Jungle Savages

Jungle Savages

Last night I was shocked to hear the language used in our Parliament. One legislator was overheard shouting ‘Eh, agalu inu mukuti chani?’ (Hey, you dogs, what are you saying?). It is believed the same legislator was then overheard shouting...

Chimpeni is back

Chimpeni is back

A few months ago I lamented the disappearance of one aChimpeni. Well folks, he is back with a vengeance. I urge him to find a good 3 tonner truck specially for Area 15. He will make a killing there …...

Who are the real Saboteurs?

Who are the real Saboteurs?

Parliament has been suspended again. What a shame! Our politicians fail the see the writing on the wall that the people want them to put differences behind them for the common good of the country. Both camps have been pointing...

Not again!!

Not again!!

For the past few weeks following the death of the first lady, there were calls from various sections of society for the goodwill displayed around the funeral to continue. Plenty people also commented that good would come out of all...

Ill Health

Ill Health

Most times in the press you hear of petty thieves pleading for mercy in court rooms because of ill health on their part which most times are rejected by magistrates and judges. They are simply told that if they knew...

Magic number

Magic number

I went to some computer shop today to buy some RJ45 connectors. After a while some guy walks in and ask’s for a catalogue as he would like to buy a couple of things for some project. The sales lady...